Funny Jokes for Kids : October 2014

Friday, 31 October 2014

Funny Jokes For Kids With Answers

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Date of Birth

Teacher : What is your date of birth?
Mac: October 13th
Teacher : Which year?
Mac: Ma'm, it is every year!

100 letters word

Teacher : Can you spell a word which has more than 100 letters in it
Mac: P-O-S-T-B-O-X

Intelligent Answer

Teacher : What is an island ?
Pupil : A piece of land surrounded by water except on one side.
Teacher :On one side ?
Pupil : Yes, on top !

Honest Answer

Teacher:' If you had 5 apples in your plate and the boy next to you took two, what would you get?'
Mac:' A fight!'

Make Up Test

Once there was a really dumb girl .She failed a test in the class.
Her teacher wanted her to come in after the school and make it up. On the note home to her parents the teacher wrote: Make up test.
The next day the girl brought lipstick and an eye -liner to school!

Calculators Talk

What does a calculator tell to other calculator?
You can count on me!

Longest Table

Where do you find longest table in the school
Ha,Ha,it is in your bag...it is the multiplication table

Going to High-School

Why did Mac bring a ladder to the school?
Because he wanted to go to High School

Pencils

What one pencil says to other pencil?
Darling, you look very sharp.

PT

PT Teacher on 1st day ,'Mac ,can you tell me what does PT stand for?
Mac,'It is Physical Torture,Sir'.

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Funny Jokes For Kids To Tell At School

Funny Jokes For Kids To Tell At School Biography

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Check out these special school joke categories for more education jokes for kids:

    Geography Jokes
    History Jokes
    Math Jokes
    Teacher Jokes

Here is the list of the rest of our school jokes, puns, and riddles for children and kids:

Q: What did the ground say to the earthquake?
A: You crack me up!

Q: Why did the music teacher need a ladder?
A: To reach the high notes.

Q: What's the worst thing you're likely to find in the school cafeteria?
A: The Food!

Q: What kind of plates do they use on Venus?
A: Flying saucers!

Q: Why did nose not want to go to school?
A: He was tired of getting picked on!

Q: How do you get straight A's?
A: By using a ruler!

Q: What did the pen say to the pencil?
A: So, what's your point!

Q: Why did the kid study in the airplane?
A: Because he wanted a higher education!

Q: How did the music teacher get locked in the classroom?
A: His keys were inside the piano!

Q: What do elves learn in school?
A: The elf-abet!

Q: What did you learn in school today?
A: Not enough, I have to go back tomorrow!

Q: What holds the sun up in the sky?
A: Sunbeams!

Q: What object is king of the classroom?
A: The ruler!

Q: When do astronauts eat?
A: At launch time!

Q: What did the pencil sharpener say to the pencil?
A: Stop going in circles and get to the point!

Q: How does the barber cut the moon's hair?
A: E-clipse it!

Q: What happened when the wheel was invented?
A: It caused a revolution!

Q: What do librarians take with them when they go fishing?
A: Bookworms

Q: What is the world's tallest building?
A: The library because it has the most stories.

Q: What vegetables to librarians like?
A: Quiet peas.

Q: Why did the clock in the cafeteria run slow?
A: It always went back four seconds.

Q: Why didn't the sun go to college?
A: Because it already had a million degrees!

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Thursday, 30 October 2014

Very Funny Jokes For Kids

Very Funny Jokes For Kids Biography

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Jokes for Kids:
Kisi unknown number se Pathan ko sms mila:
"Agar tum zaheen ho to Rs.200 ka balance bhejo, aur agar hoshiyar ho to Rs.300 ka balance bhejo."
Pathan ne us number par Rs.500 ka balance bheja aur likha:
"Hum zaheen bhi hai aur hoshiyar bhi,ainda hum ko challenge na karna!"

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Pathan shadi ki raat ko room mai gaya to dulhan ne doodh ka glass diya aur romantic awaz mai pucha: "Aur Kuch?"
Pathan: Haan baji, agar Tiger Biscuit bhi mil jaye to maza ajaye !

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Break up ke baad pathan larki se: Mujhe chorr ke naa jao, jaane ki sazaa paao gi
Aagey road khudi huii hai, tum wapis yahen aogi.

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Ek pathan English ke paper mai fail ho gaya, kiyu ke us ne translations mai likha:
1. Mai aam aadmi nahi hun.
I am not a mango man.

2. Sarda aur garma fruits hain.
Colda aur hota are fruits.

3. Mujhe bhi English aati hai.
English comes to me also.

4. Do aur do barabar chaar.
Give and give equals to four.

5. Mera ta’aluq Hari Pur Hazara se hai.
I belong to Green Pur Thousanda.

6. Sarak par goliyan chal rahi hain.
Tablets are walking on the road

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2 pathan masjid mai Namaz parhne gaye.
Namaz ke baad pehla bola: Shukar hai, Jammat mil gaii.
Dosre ne jawab diya: Haan, agar wazu karne chale jate to jamat nikal hi jati.

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Teacher ne bachon se kaha
“jab ham student they to bohat laiq they”
Aik bachay ne masoomiat se kaha
“Ap ko ustaad qabil mil gaey hon gey”

Guruji - Beta Bhains ko doodh piya kar, bado aadmi ban jayego
Student- Guruji agar, bhains ko doodh pine se hi jo koi bado aadmi ban jaave tau paado aaj collector hoto

Why did the teacher wear sunglasses?
(Because her students were bright!)
Why was the teacher cross-eyed?
(She couldn't control her pupils!)

Where did the music teacher leave her keys?
(In the piano!)

What did the tree say to the math teacher?
(Gee, I'm a tree!)

What did the pen say to the pencil?
(What's your point?!)

How do you get straight A's?
(Use a ruler!)

Why did the kid study in the airplane?
(He wanted a higher education!)

What did you learn in school today?
(Not enough, I have to go back tomorrow!)

What's the king of the classroom?
(The ruler!)

What do librarians take with them when they go fishing?
(Bookworms!)

Why did the clock in the cafeteria run slow?
(It always went back four seconds!)

What vegetables do librarians like?
(Quiet peas!)

What subject in school is easy for a witch?
(Spell-ing!)

What did the computer do at lunchtime?
(It had a byte!)

What is snake's favorite subject?
(Hiss-tory!)

What is a pirate's favorite subject?
(Arrrrrrt!)

What do you call a pirate that skips class?
Captain Hooky!)

Why does it take pirates so long to learn the alphabet?
(Because they spend years at C!)

What grades did the pirate get in school?
(High C's!)

SIMPLE LOGIC
Teacher: 'Name one animal that is found in the desert.'
Rajan: 'A camel.'
Teacher: 'Good. Name another animal.'
VIkram: 'Another camel.'

Bubbli class mei gadha le aye

Miss Misba: isay Q lyee ho?

Bubbli: Miss ap he tu kehti hein
k
mei bre bre gadho ko insan bna deti hu

Teacher:Ek Saal Me
Kitni Raate Hoti Hai?
Gopal:10 Raate Hoti Hai Ji !!
Teacher:10 Raate,
Kaise?
Gopal: 9 NavaRaati
aur 1 ShivRaatri

Teacher:sabse jyada nasha kis chiz me hota he? Student:padhai me Teacher: wo kaise? Student:Teacher, kitaben khole hi neend aa jati he..

Teacher:
She Is Kidding…

Translated In Hindi…

Punjabi:
Woh Bachey Dey Rahi Hai

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Jokes for Kids:

Aik perley darge ke sust-ul-wajood shaks ne apne aik dost se kaha. Bhai meri to hamesha qudrat ne madad ki hai.

Kaise?
Sust aadmi bola.

Main ne kuch darakht girane ka program banaya tha ka toofan aagia aur kuch darakht gir gia is kay baad mujhe kura karkat ke dher ko jalana tha kay aasmani bijli karki aur kura karkat kay dher khud ba khud jal kar rakh ho gia.

Ab kia program hai.
Dost ne sust-ul-wajood se pucha.
Mera program zameen se aaloo gajarain nikalne ka hai aur main is kam ke liye zalzaley ka muntazir hon.

Musafir (Gard se): gard saheb kia gari chalne mein itna waqt hai keh main chaye pi aayon.
Gard: is kay yakeen dilane kay liye mein khud aap ke sath chal sakta hon chaye pine kay liye.

Aik aadmi ko buhat pias lagi huyi thi. Woh aik sharbat walay kay pas gia aur kaha mujhay aik glass sharbat do. Phir kaha meri larayi honay wali hai.

Sharbat walay nay dheyan nahi dia aur sharbat ka glass pesh kia.

Woh aadmi sharbat pi kar bola. Mujhay aik glass sharbat aur do meri larayi honay wali hai.

Sharbat walay nay suna magar kuch kaha nahi. Phir is nay kaha.
Sharbat walay nay tisra glass bhi dia aur jab is nay sharbat pi lia to is nay pucha aap ki kis say larayi honay wali hai.

Is aadmi nay kaha. Tum say kiun keh meray pas denay kay liye sharbat kay paisay nahi hain.

Bhikari nay aik aadmi say kaha:khanay ko kuch mil sakta hai?
Is aadmi nay poocha:kal ka salan khalo gay?
Bhikari nay kaha: Ji han koi harj nahi.
Is aadmi nay kaha: acha to phir kal aajana, aaj to kuch nahi hai.
Chuck Norris once won a gunfight...using a spoon.
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Paul Bunyan was the runt of Chuck Norris' litter.
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When Alexander Bell invented the telephone he had 3 missed calls from Chuck Norris
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Fear of spiders is aracnaphobia, fear of tight spaces is chlaustraphobia, fear of Chuck Norris is called Logic
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There used to be a street named after Chuck Norris, but it was changed because nobody crosses Chuck Norris and lives.
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Chuck Norris doesn't call the wrong number. You answer the wrong phone.
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Chuck Norris died 20 years ago, Death just hasn't built up the courage to tell him yet.
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If you rate this 5 roundhouse kicks, then Chuck Norris WILL roundhouse kick Justin Bieber's ass.
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Chuck Norris has already been to Mars; that's why there are no signs of life.
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Chuck Norris has a grizzly bear carpet in his room. The bear isn't dead it is just afriad to move.
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Chuck Norris and Superman once fought each other on a bet. The loser had to start wearing his underwear on the outside of his pants.
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Some magicans can walk on water, Chuck Norris can swim through land.
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Chuck Norris doesn't flush the toilet, he scares the sh*t out of it
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Chuck Norris once urinated in a semi truck's gas tank as a joke....that truck is now known as Optimus Prime.
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Chuck Norris can cut through a hot knife with butter
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Chuck Norris counted to infinity - twice.
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Chuck Norris is the reason why Waldo is hiding.
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Death once had a near-Chuck Norris experience
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When the Boogeyman goes to sleep every night, he checks his closet for Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris can slam a revolving door.
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Chuck Norris once kicked a horse in the chin. Its decendants are known today as Giraffes.
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Chuck Norris will never have a heart attack. His heart isn't nearly foolish enough to attack him.
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What is the only thing you can do after you beat Chuck Norris? -You can wake up.
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Chuck Norris once got bit by a rattle snake........ After three days of pain and agony ..................the rattle snake died
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Chuck Norris can win a game of Connect Four in only three moves.
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When Chuck Norris does a pushup, he isn't lifting himself up, he's pushing the Earth down.
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Chuck Norris can light a fire by rubbing two ice-cubes together.
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There is no theory of evolution. Just a list of animals Chuck Norris allows to live.
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Chuck Norris doesn’t wear a watch. HE decides what time it is.
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The original title for Alien vs. Predator was Alien and Predator vs Chuck Norris.
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The film was cancelled shortly after going into preproduction. No one would pay nine dollars to see a movie fourteen seconds long.

Chuck Norris doesn't read books. He stares them down until he gets the information he wants.
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Chuck Norris made a Happy Meal cry.
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Outer space exists because it's afraid to be on the same planet with Chuck Norris.
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If you spell Chuck Norris in Scrabble, you win. Forever.
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Chuck Norris' hand is the only hand that can beat a Royal Flush.
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Chuck Norris destroyed the periodic table, because Chuck Norris only recognizes the element of surprise.
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There is no theory of evolution. Just a list of creatures Chuck Norris has allowed to live.
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Chuck Norris does not sleep. He waits.
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Some people wear Superman pajamas. Superman wears Chuck Norris pajamas.
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Chuck Norris can break one side of a window
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Chuck Norris doesn't mow his lawn, he stands on the porch and dares it to grow
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They once made a Chuck Norris toilet paper, but there was a problem: It wouldn't take shit from anybody.
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Chuck Norris can hear your text messages.
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Chuck Norris has been to Mars before, that's why there are no signs of life.
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At Halloween, ghosts and monsters sit around the campfire telling Chuck Norris stories...
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Chuck Norris hears sign language
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Chuck Norris can kill two stones with one bird
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Chuck Norris can drown fish.
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Deaf People can hear Chuck Norris talk
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When life gave Chuck Norris lemons, he made lemonade, a 9 inch hunting knife, an AK-47, and a playpen for his pet scorpion.