Funny Jokes for Kids : Funny Jokes For Kids To Tell

Funny Jokes For Kids To Tell Biography

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Teacher ne bachon se kaha
“jab ham student they to bohat laiq they”
Aik bachay ne masoomiat se kaha
“Ap ko ustaad qabil mil gaey hon gey”

Guruji - Beta Bhains ko doodh piya kar, bado aadmi ban jayego
Student- Guruji agar, bhains ko doodh pine se hi jo koi bado aadmi ban jaave tau paado aaj collector hoto

Why did the teacher wear sunglasses?
(Because her students were bright!)
Why was the teacher cross-eyed?
(She couldn't control her pupils!)

Where did the music teacher leave her keys?
(In the piano!)

What did the tree say to the math teacher?
(Gee, I'm a tree!)

What did the pen say to the pencil?
(What's your point?!)

How do you get straight A's?
(Use a ruler!)

Why did the kid study in the airplane?
(He wanted a higher education!)

What did you learn in school today?
(Not enough, I have to go back tomorrow!)

What's the king of the classroom?
(The ruler!)

What do librarians take with them when they go fishing?
(Bookworms!)

Why did the clock in the cafeteria run slow?
(It always went back four seconds!)

What vegetables do librarians like?
(Quiet peas!)

What subject in school is easy for a witch?
(Spell-ing!)

What did the computer do at lunchtime?
(It had a byte!)

What is snake's favorite subject?
(Hiss-tory!)

What is a pirate's favorite subject?
(Arrrrrrt!)

What do you call a pirate that skips class?
Captain Hooky!)

Why does it take pirates so long to learn the alphabet?
(Because they spend years at C!)

What grades did the pirate get in school?
(High C's!)

SIMPLE LOGIC
Teacher: 'Name one animal that is found in the desert.'
Rajan: 'A camel.'
Teacher: 'Good. Name another animal.'
VIkram: 'Another camel.'

Bubbli class mei gadha le aye

Miss Misba: isay Q lyee ho?

Bubbli: Miss ap he tu kehti hein
k
mei bre bre gadho ko insan bna deti hu

Teacher:Ek Saal Me
Kitni Raate Hoti Hai?
Gopal:10 Raate Hoti Hai Ji !!
Teacher:10 Raate,
Kaise?
Gopal: 9 NavaRaati
aur 1 ShivRaatri

Teacher:sabse jyada nasha kis chiz me hota he? Student:padhai me Teacher: wo kaise? Student:Teacher, kitaben khole hi neend aa jati he..

Teacher:
She Is Kidding…

Translated In Hindi…

Punjabi:
Woh Bachey Dey Rahi Hai