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Date of Birth

Teacher : What is your date of birth?
Mac: October 13th
Teacher : Which year?
Mac: Ma'm, it is every year!

100 letters word

Teacher : Can you spell a word which has more than 100 letters in it
Mac: P-O-S-T-B-O-X

Intelligent Answer

Teacher : What is an island ?
Pupil : A piece of land surrounded by water except on one side.
Teacher :On one side ?
Pupil : Yes, on top !

Honest Answer

Teacher:' If you had 5 apples in your plate and the boy next to you took two, what would you get?'
Mac:' A fight!'

Make Up Test

Once there was a really dumb girl .She failed a test in the class.
Her teacher wanted her to come in after the school and make it up. On the note home to her parents the teacher wrote: Make up test.
The next day the girl brought lipstick and an eye -liner to school!

Calculators Talk

What does a calculator tell to other calculator?
You can count on me!

Longest Table

Where do you find longest table in the school
Ha,Ha,it is in your bag...it is the multiplication table

Going to High-School

Why did Mac bring a ladder to the school?
Because he wanted to go to High School

Pencils

What one pencil says to other pencil?
Darling, you look very sharp.

PT

PT Teacher on 1st day ,'Mac ,can you tell me what does PT stand for?
Mac,'It is Physical Torture,Sir'.