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Jokes for Kids:

Aik perley darge ke sust-ul-wajood shaks ne apne aik dost se kaha. Bhai meri to hamesha qudrat ne madad ki hai.

Kaise?
Sust aadmi bola.

Main ne kuch darakht girane ka program banaya tha ka toofan aagia aur kuch darakht gir gia is kay baad mujhe kura karkat ke dher ko jalana tha kay aasmani bijli karki aur kura karkat kay dher khud ba khud jal kar rakh ho gia.

Ab kia program hai.
Dost ne sust-ul-wajood se pucha.
Mera program zameen se aaloo gajarain nikalne ka hai aur main is kam ke liye zalzaley ka muntazir hon.

Musafir (Gard se): gard saheb kia gari chalne mein itna waqt hai keh main chaye pi aayon.
Gard: is kay yakeen dilane kay liye mein khud aap ke sath chal sakta hon chaye pine kay liye.

Aik aadmi ko buhat pias lagi huyi thi. Woh aik sharbat walay kay pas gia aur kaha mujhay aik glass sharbat do. Phir kaha meri larayi honay wali hai.

Sharbat walay nay dheyan nahi dia aur sharbat ka glass pesh kia.

Woh aadmi sharbat pi kar bola. Mujhay aik glass sharbat aur do meri larayi honay wali hai.

Sharbat walay nay suna magar kuch kaha nahi. Phir is nay kaha.
Sharbat walay nay tisra glass bhi dia aur jab is nay sharbat pi lia to is nay pucha aap ki kis say larayi honay wali hai.

Is aadmi nay kaha. Tum say kiun keh meray pas denay kay liye sharbat kay paisay nahi hain.

Bhikari nay aik aadmi say kaha:khanay ko kuch mil sakta hai?
Is aadmi nay poocha:kal ka salan khalo gay?
Bhikari nay kaha: Ji han koi harj nahi.
Is aadmi nay kaha: acha to phir kal aajana, aaj to kuch nahi hai.
Chuck Norris once won a gunfight...using a spoon.
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Paul Bunyan was the runt of Chuck Norris' litter.
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When Alexander Bell invented the telephone he had 3 missed calls from Chuck Norris
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Fear of spiders is aracnaphobia, fear of tight spaces is chlaustraphobia, fear of Chuck Norris is called Logic
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There used to be a street named after Chuck Norris, but it was changed because nobody crosses Chuck Norris and lives.
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Chuck Norris doesn't call the wrong number. You answer the wrong phone.
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Chuck Norris died 20 years ago, Death just hasn't built up the courage to tell him yet.
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If you rate this 5 roundhouse kicks, then Chuck Norris WILL roundhouse kick Justin Bieber's ass.
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Chuck Norris has already been to Mars; that's why there are no signs of life.
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Chuck Norris has a grizzly bear carpet in his room. The bear isn't dead it is just afriad to move.
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Chuck Norris and Superman once fought each other on a bet. The loser had to start wearing his underwear on the outside of his pants.
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Some magicans can walk on water, Chuck Norris can swim through land.
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Chuck Norris doesn't flush the toilet, he scares the sh*t out of it
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Chuck Norris once urinated in a semi truck's gas tank as a joke....that truck is now known as Optimus Prime.
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Chuck Norris can cut through a hot knife with butter
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Chuck Norris counted to infinity - twice.
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Chuck Norris is the reason why Waldo is hiding.
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Death once had a near-Chuck Norris experience
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When the Boogeyman goes to sleep every night, he checks his closet for Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris can slam a revolving door.
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Chuck Norris once kicked a horse in the chin. Its decendants are known today as Giraffes.
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Chuck Norris will never have a heart attack. His heart isn't nearly foolish enough to attack him.
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What is the only thing you can do after you beat Chuck Norris? -You can wake up.
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Chuck Norris once got bit by a rattle snake........ After three days of pain and agony ..................the rattle snake died
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Chuck Norris can win a game of Connect Four in only three moves.
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When Chuck Norris does a pushup, he isn't lifting himself up, he's pushing the Earth down.
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Chuck Norris can light a fire by rubbing two ice-cubes together.
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There is no theory of evolution. Just a list of animals Chuck Norris allows to live.
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Chuck Norris doesn’t wear a watch. HE decides what time it is.
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The original title for Alien vs. Predator was Alien and Predator vs Chuck Norris.
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The film was cancelled shortly after going into preproduction. No one would pay nine dollars to see a movie fourteen seconds long.

Chuck Norris doesn't read books. He stares them down until he gets the information he wants.
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Chuck Norris made a Happy Meal cry.
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Outer space exists because it's afraid to be on the same planet with Chuck Norris.
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If you spell Chuck Norris in Scrabble, you win. Forever.
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Chuck Norris' hand is the only hand that can beat a Royal Flush.
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Chuck Norris destroyed the periodic table, because Chuck Norris only recognizes the element of surprise.
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There is no theory of evolution. Just a list of creatures Chuck Norris has allowed to live.
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Chuck Norris does not sleep. He waits.
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Some people wear Superman pajamas. Superman wears Chuck Norris pajamas.
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Chuck Norris can break one side of a window
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Chuck Norris doesn't mow his lawn, he stands on the porch and dares it to grow
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They once made a Chuck Norris toilet paper, but there was a problem: It wouldn't take shit from anybody.
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Chuck Norris can hear your text messages.
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Chuck Norris has been to Mars before, that's why there are no signs of life.
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At Halloween, ghosts and monsters sit around the campfire telling Chuck Norris stories...
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Chuck Norris hears sign language
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Chuck Norris can kill two stones with one bird
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Chuck Norris can drown fish.
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Deaf People can hear Chuck Norris talk
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When life gave Chuck Norris lemons, he made lemonade, a 9 inch hunting knife, an AK-47, and a playpen for his pet scorpion.