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What should you do if you find a dinosaur in your bed?
(Find somewhere else to sleep!)
Did the dinosaur take a bath?
(Why, is there one missing?!)

How did the dinosaur feel after he ate a pillow?
(Down in the mouth!)

What do you need to know to teach a dinosaur tricks?
(More than the dinosaur!)

Where was the dinosaur when the sun went down?
(In the dark!)

Why didn't the dinosaur cross the road?
(There weren't any roads then!)

What is in the middle of dinosaurs?
(The letter "s"!)

Where do dinosaurs get their mail?
(At the dead-letter office!)

What's as big as a dinosaur but weighs nothing?
(Her shadow!)

What do you get when a dinosaur sneezes?
(Out of the way!)

How do you know if there's a dinosaur in your refrigerator?
(Look for footprints in the pizza!)

What happened when the dinosaur took the train home?
(She had to bring it back!)

Mitchell: Why did the Triceratops cross the road?
Robert: He didn't, the chicken crossed the road.
Mitchell: Well, why did the chicken cross the road?
Robert: To get away from the Triceratops!

How do you know if there's a dinosaur under your bed?
(Your nose hits the ceiling!)

Why was the dinosaur afraid of the ocean?
(Because there was something fishy about it!)

What do you call a dinosaur with one leg?
(Eileen!)

Mother: Why are you crying?
Daughter: Because I wanted to get a dinosaur for my baby brother.
Mother: That's no reason to cry.
Daughter: Yes it is! No one would trade me!

What was the scariest prehistoric animal?
(The Terror-dactyl!)

What has a spiked tail, plates on its back, and sixteen wheels?
(A Stegosaurus on roller skates!)

What do you call it when a dinosaur slides in to home plate?
(A dinoscore!)

What do you get if you cross a Triceratops with a kangaroo?
(A Tricera-hops!)

What do you get if you cross a pig with a dinosaur?
(Jurassic Pork!)

What family does T. rex belong to?
(I don't think any families in our neighborhood have one!)

What made the dinosaur's car stop?
(A flat Tire-annosaurus!)

What do you call a dinosaur that left its armor out in the rain?
(A Stegosau-rust!)

What type of tool does a prehistoric reptile carpenter use?
(A dino-saw!)

Who makes the best prehistoric reptile clothes?
(A dino-sewer!)

Which dinosaurs were the best policemen?
(Tricera-cops!)

What do you call a dinosaur who is elected to Congress?
(Rep. Tile!)

Where do prehistoric reptiles like to go on vacation?
(To the dino-shore!)

Where did Velociraptor buy things?
(At a dino-store!)

How do dinosaurs pay their bills?
(With Tyrannosaurus checks!)

Why did the Apatosaurus devour the factory?
(Because she was a plant eater!)

What is an Iguanodon's favorite playground toy?
(A dino-see-saur!)

What's worse than a giraffe with a sore throat?
(A Diplodocus with a sore throat!)

How much fur can you get from a dinosaur?
(As fur as you can get!)

Why do dinosaurs eat raw meat?
(Because they don't know how to cook!)

What did dinosaurs have that no others animals ever had?
(Baby dinosaurs!)

How many dinosaurs can fit in an empty box?
(One. After that, the box isn't empty anymore!)

How can you tell if there's a dinosaur in the refrigerator?
(The door won't close!)

How do you make a dinosaur float?
(Put a scoop of ice cream in a glass of root beer and add one dinosaur!)