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Kids love telling silly Thanksgiving jokes and riddles. While they wait for turkey dinner to be served, share this list of funny jokes, silly riddles and turkey day knock-knock jokes with your children.

While the kids are giggling, print out some free Thanksgiving coloring pages and word searches to keep them busy while you prepare the holiday feast.

Why did the police arrest the turkey? They suspected it of foul play!
Knock, knock. Who's there? Gladys. Gladys who? Gladys Thanksgiving. Aren't you?
Why did the Pilgrims eat turkey at Thanksgiving? Because they couldn’t fit the moose in the oven!
How did the Mayflower show that it liked America? It hugged the shore!
What did the Turkey say before it was roasted? Boy, I'm stuffed!
When the Pilgrims landed, where did they stand? On their feet!
Knock, knock. Who's there? Dewey. Dewey who? Dewey have to wait long to eat?
Why did the Indian chief wear so many feathers? To keep his wigwam
What do you get when you cross a turkey with a centipede? A drumstick for everyone.
Why was the turkey the drummer in the band? Because he had drumsticks.
Which side of the turkey has the most feathers? The outside!
Knock, knock. Who's there? Harry. Harry who? Harry up, I'm hungry!
Can a turkey jump higher than the Empire State Building? Yes. A building can't jump at all!
Why did the turkey cross the road? It was the chicken's day off!
What sound does a space turkey make? Hubble, Hubble, Hubble
Knock, knock. Who's there? Gladys. Gladys who? Gladys Thanksgiving. Aren't you?
How can you send a turkey through the post office? Bird Class Mail
What vegetables would you like with your Thanksgiving dinner? Beets me!
Knock Knock. Who's there? Aida? Aida Who? Aida lot more than I should have!
Knock, knock! Who's there? Arthur. Arthur who? Arthur any leftovers?
Should you have your whole family for Thanksgiving dinner? No, you should just have the turkey!
What smells the best at a Thanksgiving dinner? Your nose!
Knock, knock. Who's there? Harry. Harry who? Harry up, I'm hungry!
What always comes at the end of Thanksgiving? The letter G!
Knock, knock. Who's there? Waddle. Waddle who? Waddle I do if you don't open the door?
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