Funny Jokes for Kids : Super Funny Jokes For Kids

Super Funny Jokes For Kids Biography

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Silly Puns

1. Why did the chicken cross the playground?
-To get to the other slide.
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2. What do you call a pig that knows karate?
- A pork chop!
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3. Why do bees have sticky hair?
-Because they use honeycombs.
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4. Why was the man running around his bed?
-He wanted to catch up on his sleep.
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5. What does a robot frog say?
-Rib-bot. (Said in your best robot voice)
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6. Why is 6 afraid of 7?
-Because 7 8 9!
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7. What's black and white, black and white, black and white?
-A penguin rolling down a hill!
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8. Why do cows wear bells?
-Because their horns don't work!
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9. What does a snail say when it's riding on a turtle's back?
-Weeeee!!
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10. How did the barber win the race?
-He knew a short cut.
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Knock Knock Jokes

11. Knock, knock.
-Who's there?
Boo.
-Boo who?
Please don't cry. It's only a joke.
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12. Knock, knock.
-Who's there?
Nobody.
-Nobody who?
(Stay silent)
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13. Knock, knock.
-Who's there?
Interrupting cow.
-Interrupting c..
MOO!!!
(Can be used with any animal. Just interrupt the other person with the corresponding animal noise!)
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14. Knock, knock.
-Who's there?
Cows say.
-Cows say who?
No silly, cows say moo!
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15. Knock, knock.
-Who's there?
Owls say.
-Owls say who?
Yep.
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16. Knock, knock.
-Who's there?
Tank.
-Tank who?
You're welcome!
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17. Knock, knock.
-Who's there?
Little old lady.
-Little old lady who?
I didn't know you could yodel!
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More Kid-Tested Jokes

18. What is brown and sticky?
-A stick!
Deborah from Learn With Play At Home
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19. Why did half a chicken cross the road?
- To get to his other side!
JDaniel4'sMom from JDaniel4sMom
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20. What's mom and dad's favorite ride at a fair?
- A married-go-round!
Henry son of Laura from PlayDrHutch
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21. Where do cows go on Friday night?
- To the MOOOvie theater.
Krissy from B-Inspired Mama
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22. What did zero say to eight?
- Nice belt!
Danielle from Mommy and Me Book Club
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23. Where do sheep get their wool cut?
- At the BAAAbars!
Deborah from Learn With Play At Home
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24. Knock, knock.
-Who's there?
Banana.
-Banana who?
Knock, knock.
-Who's there?
Banana
-Banana who?
Knock, knock.
- Who's there?
Orange.
-Orange who?
Orange you glad I didn't say banana again?
Danielle from 52 Brand New
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25. Where did the king keep his armies?
- In his sleevies!
Kristin from Sense of Wonder
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26. Where do library books like to sleep?
- Under their covers!
Kim from Adventures in Reading with Kids
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27. Why can't a bicycle stand up by itself?
- Because it's two-tired!
From The Iowa Farmer's Wife
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28. Knock, knock.
- Who's there?
Yourself.
- Yourself who?
Your cell phone's ringing you better answer it.
From The Iowa Farmer's Wife
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29. How do you make a tissue dance?
- Put a little boogie in it.
Kate from Picklebums
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30. Knock, knock.
- Who's there?
Smell mop.
- Smell mop who?
(Potty humor at it's finest)
Rachelle from Tinkerlab