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Q: Why are frogs so happy?
A: They eat whatever bugs them

Q. What do you get when you cross a cow and a duck?
A. Milk and quackers!

Q: What did the leopard say after eating his owner?
A: Man, that hit the "spot."

Q: What do you call a sleeping bull?
A: A bulldozer!

Q: Why did the banana go to the Doctor?
A: Because it was not peeling well

Q: Why is England the wettest country?
A: Because the queen has reigned there for years!

Q: Why do fish live in salt water?
A: Because pepper makes them sneeze!

Q: Why did the man put his money in the freezer?
A: He wanted cold hard cash!

Q: What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire?
A: Frostbite.

Q: What is the best day to go to the beach?
A: Sunday, of course!

Q: What bow can't be tied?
A: A rainbow!

Q: What season is it when you are on a trampoline?
A: Spring time.

Q: Where did the computer go to dance?
A: To a disc-o.

Q: What has one head, one foot and four legs?
A: A Bed

Q: What is the difference between a school teacher and a train?
A: The teacher says spit your gum out and the train says "chew chew chew".

Q: Why did the birdie go to the hospital?
A: To get a tweetment.

Q: What do you call someone who is afraid of Santa?
A: A Clausterphobic

Q: What sound do porcupines make when they kiss?
A: Ouch

Q: Why was the guy looking for fast food on his friend?
A: Because his friend said dinner is on me.

Q: Did you hear the joke about the roof?
A: Never mind, it's over your head!

Q: Why didn't the skeleton go to the dance?
A: Because he had no-body to go with.

Q: How do crazy people go through the forest?
A: They take the psycho path.

Q: What three candies can you find in every school?
A: Nerds, DumDums, and smarties.

Q: Why are pirates called pirates?
A: Cause they arrrrr.

Q: What do prisoners use to call each other?
A: Cell phones.

Q: Where do snowmen keep their money?
A: In snow banks.

Q: What washes up on very small beaches?
A: Microwaves!

Q: What goes through towns, up & over hills, but doesn't move?
A: The road!

Q: Why was there thunder and lightning in the lab?
A: The scientists were brainstorming!

Q: Why did Tony go out with a prune?
A: Because he couldn't find a date!

Q: What did the little mountain say to the big mountain?
A: Hi Cliff!

Q: What did Winnie The Pooh say to his agent?
A: Show me the honey!

Q: Why couldn't the pirate play cards?
A: Because he was sitting on the deck!

Q: Why did the traffic light turn red?
A: You would too if you had to change in the middle of the street!

Q: What did one elevator say to the other elevator?
A: I think I'm coming down with something!

Q: What do you say when you lose a wii game?
A: I want a wii-match!

Q: How do you make an Octupus laugh?
A: With ten-tickles

Q: Why can't your nose be 12 inches long?
A: Because then it would be a foot!